where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Never underestimate the power of titties
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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