Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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