Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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