I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
she pinky promised me she was 18
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
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