therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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