If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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