The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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