Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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