i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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