This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
There's even glitter on my cock...
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