yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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