wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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