My pussy is not your playground.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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