Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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