why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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