Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Randomize
