Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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