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Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Someone shattered a urinal.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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