he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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