your thong is hanging out like whoa
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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