now i know why i became what i already was.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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