we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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