i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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