Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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