you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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