dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
