return my video game
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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