Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
COCAINE IS GR8
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