did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I hope mine doesn't look like that
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
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