just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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