I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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