i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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