I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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