We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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