i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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