oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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