we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
not ubering you a puppy
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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