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I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore

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(305): View more from Florida

just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins

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(804): View more from Virginia

For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor

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I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.

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(607): View more from New York

She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.

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(530): View more from California

She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.

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(925): View more from California

skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship

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