Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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