Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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