I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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