no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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