I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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