dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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