3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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