gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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