Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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