My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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