do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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