He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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