i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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