I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
