ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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